Set of 5 ballpoint ink pens. 4 in black ink, and 1 red ink, perfect for grading!
Any teacher is sure to appreciate and laugh at this hilarious pen set. 
Pens read:
- Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.
 
- Dreaming of Summer Break
 
- Grade Now, Cry Later
 
- I Teach Therefore I Drink
 
- Teaching for the Money and Fame